stop putting cats in my fridge
stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

danaglovesyou:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

you know you don’t want to get in treble

danaglovesyou:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

you know you don’t want to get in treble

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

mvtk42:

This is such a wonderful character: well-rounded, determined, realistic, and strong. ◡‿◡✿

I want to see what it takes to break them. ⊙‿⊙✿

theappleppielifestyle:

#I JUST SPAT UP MY LEMONADE #JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

whatisthiswitchery:

tifferini:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

The fandom literally pretended that Coulson survived for so long that it became canon.

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

epicbroniestime:

thelegendoffriendship:

(via The Fez Triumphant by *Lissy-Strata on deviantART)

Me faltan los puros especiales para terminar la 4 temporada y empezar con el 10° doctor

epicbroniestime:

thelegendoffriendship:

(via The Fez Triumphant by *Lissy-Strata on deviantART)

Me faltan los puros especiales para terminar la 4 temporada y empezar con el 10° doctor

mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.
Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU FUCKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.

Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU FUCKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.